Almost Famous

Russell Hammond: I am a golden god!

Russell Hammond: I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Russell Hammond: I'm never as good as when you're there.

Penny Lane: I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.

Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.

Elaine Miller: Rock stars have kidnapped my son!

Dennis Hope: I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella.

Jeff Bebe: He was never a person! He was a *journalist*!