Get Smart

99: Max that knife missed you by inches!

Max: You think it's some kind of warning?

99: You're not taking me on this assignment are you Max?

Max: No I'm not.

99: But Max this is the biggest case that's ever been given to Control it could mean the end of the world.

Max: If it's going to mean the end of the world I want to make sure that you're all right.

86: At this moment we have this entire area surrounded with 200 agents.

KAOS AGENT: I find that quite hard to believe.

86: Would you believe 150?

KAOS AGENT: No...

86: How about 20?

KAOS AGENT: MR. SMART...!

86: Don't tell me XXX

PERSON: XXX

86: I asked you not to tell me that!

86: And LOVING it!

86: Chief I think we need to use the cone of silence.

CHIEF: Not the cone of silence Max.

86: It's the rules Chief.

CHIEF: Very well Max the cone of silence...

99: MAX!

CHIEF: Max KAOS has set an operation to obtain the XXX plans.

86: The XXX plans?! No Chief there's NO WAY you can tell me they're trying to steal the XXX plans! Chief what are the XXX plans?

86: The old XXX trick. That's the second time I felt for it this month!

86: Chief do you have another one of those headaches?

86: Missed it by that much!