Law & Order: Criminal Intent

Narrator: In New York City's war on crime the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories.

ADA Ron Carver: Your client's not insane...he's in love. Maybe it's hard to tell the two apart but the law can.

Detective Robert Goren: No no no I know that anger. I should have seen it coming.

Detective Alexandra Eames: You two have a play date?

Detective Alexandra Eames: So the victim came into this cubicle hung her bag on the hook and then the suspect came in.

Detective Robert Goren: No I think she put her bag on the floor otherwise the suspect could've just reached over the door and grabbed it.

Detective Alexandra Eames: No. She put it on the hook.

Detective Robert Goren: Oh I get it. A girl thing.

(to Goren after meeting an unusual witness)

Detective Alexandra Eames: I didn't know you had an older geekier brother.