The A-Team

Hannibal: I love it when a plan comes together!

Hannibal: I love it when a corpse comes apart!

(Murdoch is looking sad)

Hannibal: What's the matter Captain?

Murdock: Something horrible.

Face: What's the matter? Billy get hit by a car.

Murdock: WORSE.

(gives Hannibal his hospital release)

Murdock: I've been thrown out. Cast out...

Hannibal: You've been found sane?

Murdock: You got it.

B.A. Baracus: I thought you weren't crazy no more?

Murdock: Only on paper.

(The team's plane is starting to malfunction)

Face: Uh Murdoch what's going to happen?

Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash.'

Face: No what's REALLY going to happen?

Murdock: Looks like we're going to crash and DIE.

(after crashing the plane)

Murdock: That concludes your flight with Miracle Airlines the only airline where Lady Luck is your co-pilot.

B.A. Baracus: I'm gonna kill that crazy Murdock!

Hannibal: Hey kid you're not that swift. I did some pretty squirly things in 'Nam and lived to tell about them. You're like bread on a windowsill. Mine when I want ya.

B.A. Baracus: You put cake in my van?

Amy: Murdock why are you eating a sandwich that's frozen?

Murdock: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.

B.A. Baracus: They're closin'. They got us!

Hannibal: You never know.

B.A. Baracus: I do. We're almost out of gas.

Hannibal: Now why did you pick a truck with no gas?

B.A. Baracus: 'Cause I liked the paint job.

Hannibal: Murdock how'd I ever let you talk me into this?

Murdock: I don't know; I have intermittent memory loss.

Amy: Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work.

Amy: Where's the pilot?

Murdock: It was kinda strange. I was just standing there talking to him and all of a sudden he fell in my arms.

Amy: You knocked him out.

Murdock: Let's not get technical.

Hannibal: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered there's only one way out.

Amy: Yeah so what is it?

Hannibal: Surrender.

Murdock: I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now you take good care of it. I promise you I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap.

B.A. Baracus: I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business.

Amy: B.A. going up to a traffic cop who's writing out a ticket for your van and eating the citation right in front of his face absolutely falls under starting trouble.

B.A. Baracus: You messed up now I gotta mess you up. It's the law!

B.A. Baracus: Everybody knows the mans a fool! he's crazy he sees people that ain't there and he's always talkin' in circles!

(the A-Team is assigned to infiltrate foreign territory)

Carla: As Americans you can expect to be shot on sight if you're discovered.

Frankie "Dishpan" Santana: Well how do they feel about Puerto Ricans?

B.A. Baracus: And black people?

Hannibal: Hickory dickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down he run. And you smell worst than my socks!