The Addams Family

(Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair)

Wednesday: Pugsley, sit in the chair.

Pugsley: Why?

Wednesday: So we can play a game.

Pugsley: What game?

Wednesday: (strapping him in) It's called, "Is There a God?"

Gomez: (after he, and Fester enter their secret place) Smell that air, Fester! Like a tomb.

Gomez: (watching home movies) Remember that fateful night?

Uncle Fester: Of course... Your first cigar!

Gomez: What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was 5. Mother insisted.

Morticia: Gomez.

Gomez: Querida?

Morticia: Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!

Morticia: Children, what are you doing?

Wednesday: I'm going to electrocute him.

Morticia: But we're late for the charity auction.

Wednesday: But, Mother...

Morticia: I said no.

Pugsley: Pleeaaaase?

Morticia: Oh, all right.

Gomez: How long has it been since we've waltzed?

Morticia: Oh, Gomez... hours.