The Blues Brothers

Jake: How often does the train go by?

Elwood: So often that you won't even notice it.

Elwood: Oh no.

Jake: What the fuck was that?

Elwood: The motor. We've thrown a rod.

Jake: Is that serious?

Elwood: Yup.

Jake: Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.

Jake: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again.

Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.

Jake: You lied to me.

Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!

Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

Murph: Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray.

Ray: Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city Chicago.

Jake: How much?

Ray: 2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.

Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast.

Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?

Jake: Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight.

Bob: Oh, yeah, $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer.