The Goonies

(the Fratellis are interrogating Chunk)

Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!

Mama Fratelli: (tired of Chunk's stalling) Hit puree!

Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?

Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!

(Brandon runs out of the house, gets to his bike)

Irene Walsh: Brandon, don't you come home without your brother, or I'll commit Hare Krishna!

Brandon Walsh: That's "Harry Carry", ma.

Irene Walsh: That is exactly what I said!

(Chunk and Sloth are chained up together)

Chunk: Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.

Sloth: Ruth! Ruth! Baby! Ruth!

Chunk: Here you go.

(Chunk tosses the candy bar to Sloth and it hits him in the head. Both scream)

Chunk: I'm sorry, mister! I'm sorry!

(Sloth rips his chains out of the wall and goes to pick up the candy bar. Then, he realizes he's free)

Chunk: Gee, mister. You're even hungrier than I am.